Sunday, February 15, 2009

I am the Wolf

I solve problems.

I've had an interesting variety of patients lately. That's the best part about my job - dealing with the unexpected. A sudden life-altering event has occurred, and a frightened family fears the worst. They seem to think their adrenaline should be contagious, that we should all be as frantic and scared as they are. They don't understand that my adrenaline only makes me think faster and more clearly. Outwardly my demeanor never changes, except that I might dispense with some of the usual pleasantries.

If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this.

But I don't get scared and I'm not going to run around in circles wringing my hands and crying. Just answer my questions quickly, do as I say, and I'll fix your problem for you. That's what I do - I solve problems. With people.

That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

Oh yeah, I also drive real f***ing fast, so keep up.

What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?

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11 Comments:

Blogger Walt Trachim said...

I discovered I'm Butch. An American. Names don't mean shit.

:)

2/15/2009 06:06:00 PM  
Blogger Mystery Medic said...

"If my help's not wanted here, best of luck gentlemen"

Great movie, Great Post!

2/15/2009 09:22:00 PM  
Anonymous The Unlikely Heroine said...

I'm Esmarelda, apparently. Of course, as I'm one of about three people left on Earth who haven't seen Pulp Fiction, this means very little to me.

2/16/2009 08:13:00 AM  
Blogger Aratinga said...

C'mon, Scalpel, fess up. You know the first time you took the quiz you were the Gimp. ;)

I'm Honey Bunny ... just less profane.
"It has to be YOUR way. When it isn't, you panic, but hold your ground. You keep your gun pointed and trigger finger ready, but you'd never really hurt anyone. Though you like being tough, feeling control, you often enjoy blending in and being part of the ordinary human race."

2/16/2009 01:15:00 PM  
Anonymous kris said...

I would paraphrase I always wanted to know what it's like to kill a man...substitute doc for man. thsu spake esmarelda :)

2/16/2009 10:31:00 PM  
Blogger SeaSpray said...

Never saw the movie.. but came up as Fabienne. :)

2/17/2009 01:45:00 AM  
Blogger scalpel said...

It's a must-see.

2/17/2009 02:50:00 AM  
Blogger cardiogirl said...

Unfortunately I am Honey Bunny which did not make me happy.

Even the Gimp would have been better than that. At least he had a slimming black body suit.

Or Jimmy I guess would have been better. At least he had good gourmet shit.

2/17/2009 03:58:00 AM  
Blogger ERP said...

Hey cool. I am the Wolf too! I think many ER docs are....

2/17/2009 08:10:00 PM  
Blogger tracy said...

Fun quiz, thanks. Another "Honey Bunny". Now i gotta see the flick.

2/18/2009 07:47:00 AM  
Blogger Frank Drackman said...

My names Paul, and this is between Y'all

2/19/2009 04:04:00 PM  

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