Feline Attack!
posted by scalpel at 11:26 AM
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
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18 Comments:
OMG! Are those her brains???
DAMN, that cat looks evil.
I'm with Marcia; if that is "gray matter" I'm afraid it's too late for the little one.
My condolences.
What a cute suspect though...lol.
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Lock your bedroom door when you fall asleep tonight. You're next.
MJ
I agree completely with Mother Jones.
You're next.
That being said, I had a Beagle/Basset that ate my couch.
She rendered it unusable. Five cushions and a chunk of the boxspring.
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That kitteh pic has LOLcat written all over it.
http://tinyurl.com/5d7qse
Hey--that's a groovy kid! We have about ten or those.
My little Italitan greyhound Cooper chewed the leather off the arm rest in my car AND knawed on the turn signal arm. Talk about expensive little buggers. He doesn't do it any more, now that his baby teeth are long gone.
There are actually comments which need deletion on this post?! Whoa.
epijunky - I have a Basset. She is the destroyer of worlds.
Oh oh.. it seems that groovy girl suffered an unfortunate fluffectomy.
Haha!
I have that same carpet.
It's a jungle in there. Gonna practice with the tranquilizer dart?
My dog chews holes in the wall.
two words: "soft paws". They make claw caps for cats (and small dogs). www.softclaws.com sells them in a variety of colors. I have green ones on my callico and they work great! She can still scratch like she use to, but she does not destroy stuff (or people...most of the time). It takes a little time for the cat to get use to then, but after 6 months my cat does not notice them after the first 15min. Still a very hyper feline but less trouble. It is the alternative to declawing a cat who is...energetic. They fall of naturally when the cat sheds the outer sheath of the claw, but you can clip them off easily as well.
I can see it now... cat...stealthily sneaking up on targeted victim...positioning for pounce ...Pupils as big as saucers...steady...steady...ready..
GO!!
I've got you now and I'm making mince meat of your brains. Firm grasp with teeth and upper paws while hind feet dig in and propel faster than the speed of sound.
That was the sonic boom ya heard scalpel.
And as fast as said cat came in for the attack..he/she left even faster. Job well done and he showed her. :)
I think you should stick the cat's head in a bowl of water...and duct tape it there.
>:D
Yes, that kitty is definitely evil.....
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