The Magnifying Glass
Note to patients:
When you bring your very own magnifying glass so the doctor can maybe see the very subtle rash with which you have been stricken, that's an indication that perhaps your condition isn't quite as much of an emergency as you thought it was.
Labels: patients, perception, rashes
posted by scalpel at 8:00 AM
5 Comments:
Please, Please, Please tell me that did NOT happen?
The only thing better than that is when patients bring in their own stool, sputum, or other bodily discharge for you viewing pleasure to prove their "emergency".
This magnifying glass syndrome is also often seen with a condition known as micro-penis.
My favorites are the ones that bring in lint and string in Tupperware convinced that they are bugs. Sorry I am not buying the morgellons bs.
That is hilarious
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