Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Scalpel's Theory of Relativity

I try to see really old patients and those with terminal diseases as quickly as possible, because when someone doesn't have long to live, every minute counts. A 10 minute wait to them is like hours for us.

I also try to see screaming babies as quickly as possible, because I don't like listening to screaming babies. I prefer that they scream at home, where hopefully their parents love them enough to tolerate their screaming. A screaming baby does not necessarily represent an emergency. To me, however, it does.

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3 Comments:

Blogger Nurse K said...

Old people always have something wrong with them, and if they're only 80% there mentally, their "vague" problem might be "vague" only because they aren't able to quite understand WTF I'm asking or are minimizing.

7/01/2008 05:46:00 PM  
Blogger Rogue Medic said...

A reasonable approach. I think the other patients and staff in the ED probably appreciate the decrease in noise when you discharge, or transfer, the screaming baby.

7/01/2008 10:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Private Benjamin,RN said...

I think some people are negligent in not medicating their sick children with Tylenol or Motrin before bringing them to the ER/Urgent Care with the hope that a screaming child will get seen sooner than the others. I see this as child abuse and it makes me crazy because I feel sorry for the child but don't want to give in to the manipulative parents. Anyone else feel this way??...and if so, how do you handle it?

7/11/2008 11:03:00 PM  

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