Pizza Hut and Guns
I love Pizza Hut pizzas.
My favorite pie is their thin and crispy Pepperoni Lover's, but when I'm feeling a bit rebellious, I sometimes take a walk on the wild side and order a supreme. I enjoy their pan pizza too, and I've even been known to scarf down a few of their wings. I have wistful memories of the discontinued P'Zone.
Not a week goes by that I don't have a large order delivered for the family, and twice a week is not unheard of. When I buy pizzas for the ER, it's a safe bet that I'm calling the Hut as well. I'm a loyal fan, forsaking all other pizza delivery restaurants for over 20 years.
But I can assure you that if Pizza Hut eventually fires James William Spiers III for defending himself against an armed robber, I will join Iowa State Senator Brad Zaun, and I will never order another meal from that franchise ever again.
I urge you to do the same.
UPDATE: similar case here.