Set Phasers to...Barf!
New flashlight weapon makes targets throw up.
"The handheld device (uses) light-emitting diodes to emit super-bright pulses of light at rapidly changing wavelengths, causing disorientation, nausea and even vomiting in whomever it's pointed at."
Nice. Teleportation is just around the corner.
Labels: general interest, photochops, reactions, WTF
posted by scalpel at 1:06 AM
9 Comments:
Hmmm ....barf-beamer or puke- saber....I just can't decide.
Makes me sick just looking at the picture.
That is AWESOME!
You know, I hear they are able to transport some elementary particles now, but so far people are saying that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle and the insane amount of energy it would require to transport a person are prohibitive.
Bah! They said we'd never fly, either. Besides, everybody knows that all transporters have a Heisenberg Compensator, and as far as the whole enegry problem is concerned, I think the controlled interaction of matter-antimatter would provide plenty of that.
What, you can only think of a PET scan as a source? Yeah, that does have too little energy . . . Hey! How about we syphon power off a warp engine available on any Federation starship? That'd work!
Heh, heh. I am a nerd.
Um, can I have one? I have a few people in my sights.
Well since they won't let me have a taser where can I get one of these?
great -- I can't wait to get these folks as patients!
PS I changed web addresses
How does this have one thing to do with medical care? Would you like to have one to use on your patients? I hope you still remember "Do No Harm."
"How does this have one thing to do with medical care?"
Who says it has to?
This is a genuine question; I'm not making fun of anyone, but...how long do you think it's going to be before the bulimic set gets hold of this?
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