Sunday, April 29, 2007

Ewwww

I'll follow Shadowfax on this one. I've been saving these pics for a while, and I forgot about them. I was planning on starting a series of these, but I lost the battery charger for my camera. Grrr.

(clinical details redacted)

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13 Comments:

Blogger Bohemian Road Nurse... said...

Very nice---and a double-good-whammy because you fixed his hangover, too, because you would have given him pain meds!

4/29/2007 03:12:00 PM  
Blogger shadowfax said...

Bohemian - I wouldn't assume so. It all depends on how drunk (and how obnoxious).

Scalpel -- Nice job. BTW, I got a Blackberry pearl off ebay; great phone, good value, and it tok the pics on my blog. Pretty good images for a phone, I think.

Better yet, I posted them to blogger directly from my phone! How cool is that?

Gadgets rock.

4/29/2007 04:58:00 PM  
Blogger SuperStenoGirl said...

Oh that looked like it hurt! Nice clean up though. Poor bastard.

4/29/2007 05:29:00 PM  
Blogger SeaSpray said...

That's a nasty one. Ouch! Although, I am guessing he felt it more the next day.

4/29/2007 05:50:00 PM  
Blogger Alexis said...

Apparently (according to the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Committee), there were 43,687 toilet-related injuries in 1996. I can only imagine the number is higher now........

4/29/2007 07:51:00 PM  
Blogger Dr. A said...

Nice...

4/29/2007 08:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you are going to cut your hand though that's a pretty good location. I doubt if he injured any tendons or nerves with that location. Tattoos and BAC are vital to survival.

4/29/2007 09:20:00 PM  
Blogger #1 Dinosaur said...

Best line ever from a guy with a similar wound:

(via the answering service)

"He says he cut his hand with a chain saw. It's bleeding pretty badly, but it's NOT AN EMERGENCY."

Not only that, but the guy was calling from out of state. I asked him what the hell he thought an emergency was, and to get to the nearest ER RIGHT NOW.

4/30/2007 05:21:00 AM  
Blogger Lynn Price said...

Nice sew job. Can you please hem my new pants?

Honestly, having been with a medical team to the Peruvian Amazon for book research, the one thing I'm fairly certain I couldn't do is drive a needle through tissue. I could give a shot (and did!), and I think I could mess around in surgery, but don't ask me to sew someone up. Bleh.

4/30/2007 09:51:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

intoxicated people are my favorite, my first sutures were on a VERY drunk guy, so I was not scared of him feeling anything. I must say, most of the drunks I'd get had much dirtier hands than this guy!

5/01/2007 04:30:00 PM  
Anonymous MFox said...

Have you used or heard of the Quill SRS suture product manufactured by Angiotech?

5/03/2007 09:41:00 AM  
Blogger scalpel said...

I haven't heard of it. I googled it and found a couple of news releases, but no pictures or schematics.

5/03/2007 04:58:00 PM  
Anonymous Kim said...

Wow! Nice job!

5/05/2007 11:49:00 AM  

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