Story of the Night
You can't make this stuff up. A young guy gets mad at another driver and words are exchanged, along with some honking and gesturing. They decide to pull off the road and settle their argument old school style. As it turns out, one punch was enough, and my patient lost. His reasoning?
"I drive an Explorer and he was driving one of those boxy Scions, so I figured I could kick his ass."
Labels: general interest, patients, WTF
posted by scalpel at 8:22 AM
8 Comments:
So it is true that men's ego's are tied up in their cars!
I can't imagine why?! He was obviously so much more virile than the Scion-schlonged gokart driver! Something must be wrong here.
Oh wait, maybe he needs a BIGGER VEHICLE TO DRIVE AROUND IN!!! THAT WILL TEACH EVERYONE!!!
I'm sorry, but this was a good laugh to have at his expense.
The size of a guys truck is inversely proportional to the size of his penis.
anonymous@09:28pm:
That is why cars are known as "penile prosthetics" to this bicyclist.
Cheers,
Felix.
hahahahaha! this just made my day.
Haha. I drive one of the smallest sub-compacts you can get in the USA... And I'm reasonably sure I can kick most people's butt.
Of course, I don't like to, and would only do so in a case of immediate danger to my own life. o.o
I'm also not a man. Maybe that has something to do with it. lol? ^^;
Hope you made sure to use isopropanol to disinfect any nasty cuts and abrasions. "This may sting a little." Lol.
Hey, I drive one of those boxy Scions, and as a cranky old psych nurse, I could kick your patient's butt, too.
Don't mess with Scion owners.
MJ
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