Sunday, December 31, 2006

30 minute Paella (of sorts)


Occasionally (OK, usually) I wake up super hungry with nothing ready to eat, so I gather together whatever I have lying around and cook something as fast as I can. This was such a dish, and it turned out really really good.

One can Campbells cream of mushroom soup
2 cups water
One cup rice
7 oz can of Green Giant corn niblets (drained)
8.5 oz can of Lesueur early peas (drained)
8 oz can sliced water chestnuts
1/2 cup baby carrots, chopped
2 cups diced ham (left over from Christmas dinner)

Mix the water and soup in a medium pot and bring to boil. Add the rice, stir, cover, and cook over low heat for 20 minutes. Meanwhile sautee (or steam) the carrots and water chestnuts for 10-15 minutes or until carrots are to your preferred texture. Sautee the diced ham over medium heat for 3-5 minutes or until slightly caramelized.

Add the ham and vegetables to the rice, stir well, cover again and replace over low heat for 5 more minutes. Sprinkle with fresh ground pepper. I didn't have any saffron, unfortunately, but that would have been good.

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Teenagers in Love

CC: "I want my daughter checked"
HPI: A high school student goes out of town to spend the holiday with her aunt. The aunt put her on a bus to return home 2 days before, but dear daughter doesn't arrive as expected. Mom frantically searches the bus station, waits for the next bus, calls the aunt who confirms the departure, calls all the friends and relatives......... but nobody knows what happened to Heidi.

Mom calls the police to file a missing persons report. They do nothing because 16 year olds are treated as runaways until proven otherwise. Mom drives around town looking for her little angel. She doesn't sleep that night. Actually, neither of them do. The next evening, Heidi returns home.

Her new boyfriend had graciously picked her up from the bus station, and his older brother was kind enough to rent them a hotel room. They spent the night doing all the things that young teenagers in love do. She didn't want to spoil the mood by calling Mom. I don't blame her. Mom was a bit unhappy with the situation.

Fortunately, Heidi was unharmed, and she pledged never to do such a thing ever again. She was happy to receive a prescription for emergency contraception and seemed receptive to the topic of maintenance birth control until she was ready to care for a child of her own.

It's tough being a parent.

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Saturday, December 30, 2006

A Dangerous Obsession

I'll get back to medical posts next week; I've taken a little break to recharge the batteries. In the meantime, this is a brilliant series of articles by Thomas Sowell. I highly recommend it.

Part 1

The media and academia are continuously obsessed with "gaps" and "disparities" in income. As one talk show host put it, "It makes no sense" that a corporate executive makes over $50 million a year. Ninety-nine percent of all the things that happen in this world "make no sense" to any given individual. Do you understand how your automobile's transmission works? Could you repair it if something went wrong? Do you understand how aspirin stops headaches? How to make yogurt?

Years ago, a famous essay pointed out that nobody knows how to make a simple lead pencil. That is, there is no single individual anywhere who knows how to grow the wood, mine the graphite, produce the rubber, and manufacture the paint. Complex economic processes cause all these things to be done and coordinated by a wide variety of people, just in order to produce something as simple as a lead pencil. Multiply that by a hundred or a thousand when it comes to the complexity of producing a car or a computer. If you cannot understand something as simple as making a lead pencil, why should you be surprised that you don't understand why someone is making a lot more money than somebody else?

Moreover, if this obsession with income disparities is to be something more than mere hand-wringing or gnashing of teeth, obviously the point is that somebody ought to "do something" to change what you don't understand. Usually that means that the government -- politicians -- should impose policies based on your ignorance of what is going on. Can you imagine anything more dangerous than allowing politicians to decide how much money each of us can earn?

Of course, such political control of incomes is usually advocated only to deal with "the rich." But, when income taxes were imposed in the early 20th century, they applied only to "the rich" and they took a very small percentage of their income. Once the floodgates are opened to this kind of political power, however, we have seen with the income taxes that they not only spread far beyond "the rich," they took a serious share of even middle class incomes.

Moreover, the income tax has spawned an intrusive bureaucracy, creating so much complexity and red tape that millions of ordinary citizens have to go get some accountant to fill out the forms for them -- and then sign under penalty of perjury that it was done right. If you knew how to do it right, you wouldn't have to go to somebody else to have it done, would you?

Incidentally, it took a Constitutional amendment to enable the federal government to impose an income tax. The people who wrote the Constitution were wise enough to understand what a dangerous thing it would be to allow government to take money from people just because those people had it.

Unfortunately, "progressives" were foolish enough, or envious enough, to single out "the rich" for a process that would inevitably spread across society and become insatiable in its demands. Today's "progressives" want to expand political control of incomes even more. They call it "social justice" but you could call it Rumpelstiltskin and it would still mean politicians deciding how much money each of us can be allowed to have.

It is also worth noting that the people who are said to be earning "obscene" amounts of money are usually corporate executives. There is no such outrage whipped up when Hollywood movie stars make some multiple of what most corporate executives make. This is social or ideological bias added to envy and ignorance. It makes quite a witches' brew on which to base national policy.

Lofty talk about "social justice" or "fairness" boils down to greatly expanded powers for politicians, since those pretty words have no concrete definition. They are a blank check for creating disparities in power that dwarf disparities in income -- and are far more dangerous.

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

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Friday, December 29, 2006

Back to Nights















Well, it's been a nice (but all too brief) opportunity to revisit the "normal" circadian schedule, but it's back to work tomorrow night. I've had a string of 9 days off, during which time I have completely reversed my usual sleep schedule. I've fallen asleep by 10 or 11 pm every night and awakened by 5 am each morning. The first few days were tough, requiring a couple of naps at odd times here and there, but lately I have slept only once per 24 hours.

It has been wonderful to actually feel awake and mentally sharp during the afternoon hours, something I always had difficulty with on my shorter strings of off days. And it's weird to not be wide awake at 2-3 am, eating a late dinner and tiptoeing around the house.

The first night shift back is going to be difficult, I imagine. Here is some interesting information about shift work sleep disorder.

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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Scalpel's Turkey Soup


This is a wonderful way to use up the leftover turkey after a holiday dinner. Just remove the skin from the carcass (nobody eats the dark meat except me anyway) and cover with water in a large pot. Add a couple of stalks of celery, a couple of carrots, some garlic, a quartered onion, a couple of dozen cracked peppercorns, and whatever other spices you like (I use 2 bay leaves and a couple stems of rosemary). Simmer over low heat for an hour or two. Skim the fat off the top every now and then. Remove the big chunks and discard, then strain the stock through a cheesecloth or old T-shirt.

While simmering the stock, cut up the vegetables. I like to use carrots, celery, green and red peppers, corn, mushrooms, and peas. Whatever you have will work. Tear the leftover turkey into small bits. Sautee the veggies for a few minutes in olive oil, add a little more garlic, some basil and oregano and maybe a splash of white wine for the steam effect, and then add everything to the stock. I added a can of chicken broth to give a little more salty flavor. Add rice or noodles if desired, but it's just as good without. Bring to a boil then simmer 20 more minutes and you're done.

Good stuff.

My beef stew is good too, I just found this picture but I can't remember exactly how I made it.

Another post, maybe.

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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Bass and Mouse Game

Not for squeamish mouse lovers.

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Sunday, December 24, 2006

A Bad Break for Yao

As a Houston Rockets fan and season ticket holder, of course I'm sad that Yao Ming suffered a tibial plateau fracture last night. Yao was in the midst of his best season ever, he had evolved into arguably the best center in the NBA, and he was having an MVP quality year. He was leading the Rockets in points, field goal percentage, rebounds, and blocked shots.


He is irreplaceable, and the team just isn't as much fun to watch without him.

But I'm also a fan of the man himself, and it is even sadder for me to see him injured like that. He has impressed me just as much off the court as he has on it. He is a true role model in a league that is currently deficient in them. He has been more visible in our community than any local athlete in recent memory. His charitable work, sense of humor, and ability to bond with kids are as impressive as his 7 foot 6 inch frame.

But as we all know, bad things often happen to good people.

Although the media is reporting that he will be out at least 6 weeks with his injury, I would be surprised if he is even bearing weight on the injured leg by that time, and it seems unlikely that he will return this season. Currently nonoperative management is planned.

Best wishes for a smooth recovery and rehabilitation.

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Saturday, December 23, 2006

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Or Happy Hanukkah. Or happy nondenominational holiday celebration of choice. I think we can all agree that this is a cool song and that this technology is pretty awesome.

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Thursday, December 21, 2006

The Crossroads


I went to the crossroad and fell down on my knees.
Asked the lord above for mercy, save poor Bob if you please.

- Robert Johnson



The chief complaint was "Here for drug test." He was 17 years old, accompanied by his mother.

"What can I do for y'all tonight?" I asked.

"I want him tested for drugs. I've had enough of his nonsense. He goes out drinking and smoking pot on schoolnights, and I'm not going to deal with it anymore. I've warned him over and over again, and he just won't listen. This is it."

I looked at him. "Is that true?"

He nodded. "I don't have to listen to her. She can't tell me what to do. If I want to party, I'm gonna f_____g party."

He was a senior in high school with only three months left until his 18th birthday. Graduation was coming up, and he was at least barely passing all of his classes. He'd never worked in his life, but he already had a few minor arrests on his record (drugs, alcohol, and theft according to his mother). He didn't want to talk about it.

"What are your plans after high school?" I asked.

"I dunno. I might try to go to community college, I guess."

"Where are you going to live? How are you going to pay for it?"

Guess what? He was still planning on living at home with Mom. He might try to get a part-time job, he didn't know. It seemed like he really just wanted school to be done with so he could kick back and get stoned all day.

"Did you know that once you turn 18 your mother can kick you out of her house and put you out on the street? If you're going to live in her house, you have to abide by her rules. She's given you multiple chances and you keep disrespecting her over and over again. You are going to end up living under a bridge or in a homeless shelter somewhere. Your friends might let you stay a week or two, but they would kick you out eventually. If you get arrested again, who do you think is going to bail you out? There is nobody on this earth who will EVER care about you half as much as your mother does, but she has run out of patience with you. It looks like she's about to drop you out of the nest.

You are at the crossroads of your life right now, and it's up to you to decide which way you are going to go. How the rest of your life turns out may depend on the road you choose now."

I asked one of the local police officers who was doing security for us to come in and talk to him so that what I said might sink in a little more. And to let his mother know what her options were.

We never did the drug test. She really just wanted some emergency parenting assistance.

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Drunk Teenage Girls!

Nothing spices up an ER like a teenage girl who gets drunk for the first time, brought in by her shocked parents. It might be a boy-girl party or a school function. She is picked up from home by her friends, but she never makes it inside to the party. Instead, she goes for a ride with some other friends. When she's totally trashed and it's time to go home, they drop her off in the driveway.

But the night isn't over yet. Not this time.

"I need a doctor!"

Daddy is wheeling his princess frantically through the ER.
Her head is tilted back, mouth agape, her hair a mess, somehow she's wearing different (sleazier) clothes than the ones she left home with earlier that night. How did he make it past triage? Where did he get the wheelchair? What has happened to his little angel? None of that really matters at this point....just put her in a room and we'll assess her there. Patient safety always comes first.

Actually, she's less comatose than she looks. Slurred speech with a pungent bouquet of tequila and vomitus. Yelling words he's never heard her say before. Nasty, evil words. Mom is parking the car, but she'll make her presence known soon enough.

She's going to be fine, I tell him. Just looks like she had a bit too much to drink.

He vents his frustration on me. "Are you the doctor? Aren't you going to pump her stomach? I've never seen my daughter like this!"

She's never come home drunk before?

"Hell, no! She's an honor student."

Of course. 18 year old honor students never get drunk at parties, I wanted to say.

Then Mom shows up, screaming into the cell phone. "You tell me what she took! We're trying to save a life here!!!!" The other kids aren't telling her anything. They always cover for each other.

My favorite part was when the (now awake) girl was thrashing around with three of us restraining her, and she tried to bite one of the nurses. I maneuvered her arm close to her mouth, and she bit her own arm. It took a few seconds for her to realize it, and yes, it left a mark. Comedy gold.

When she sucker-punched Mom in the face and made her cry, that was tragic, however. I hate to see that. Good thing she's an honor student.

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Friday, December 15, 2006

Silent But Deadly

Farting, as seen on infrared film.

Click here to view the farts

Click here in case you have doubts about the technology.

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Christmas Meme


GruntDoc tagged me, so here we go....

1. Hot Chocolate or Egg Nog? Hot chocolate by a nose. It's been years since I've had either.

2. Does Santa wrap presents or just sit them under the tree? It sort of depends on how busy Mrs. Claus is...typically most are wrapped.

3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? White. We've paid a guy to put them up on the house the last few years. It's way too high for me and good business for him.

4. Do you hang mistletoe? If we do, it's the plastic variety. Like our tree.

5. When do you put your decorations up? The tree is still not up yet. Today is the day, I hope!

6. What is your favorite holiday dish? Stuffing. I make great stuffing, but only on Thanksgiving and Christmas.

7. Favorite Holiday memory?













2 years ago we had a White Christmas in Houston. It was the first time in recorded history that has ever happened.

8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? I think around 3rd or 4th grade I figured out the physics of it all.

9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Sometimes.

10. How do you decorate your Christmas Tree?














I usually put some of my favorite decorations up, then my wife takes them down and decorates it like she wants. She likes "Old Worlde Santas" and traditional decorations.

11. Snow! Love it or Dread it? Love it.

12. Can you ice skate? I've never tried. Maybe I could have been a champion....

13. Do you remember your favorite gift? My wife agreeing to marry me many years ago. I gave her a ring one yon Christmas eve.

14. What’s the most important thing? Tidings of joy, and lots of good cheer.

15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert?
My mom's gingerbread cookies. Or her lemon meringue pie. It's a tie.

16. What is your favorite holiday tradition?















Santa always leaves some scattered coals near the fireplace after he comes down the chimney. And he never quite finishes the cookie we leave out for him. This may be the last year for that sort of thing, unfortunately.

17. What tops your tree? An angel.

18. Which do you prefer giving or Receiving? Giving.

19. What is your favorite Christmas Song? White Christmas

20. Candy canes, Yuck or Yum?
I'm hopelessly addicted to canes.

I'll tag Nurse Ratched, Shadowfax, Trenchy, Shadowfalcon, and Platy. But please don't feel obligated.

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Thursday, December 14, 2006

Sexual Consent Form

Safe for work, good for a chuckle.

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Monday, December 11, 2006

The Nutcracker

All these years, and I'd never seen it performed. I recognized all the songs though.

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Saturday, December 09, 2006

Monthly EM Literature Review

Thanks to Dr. Alice Lee for alerting me to her group's blog. Dr. Erik Mattison does a nice review of the emergency medicine (and related subspecialty) literature each month, with an extensive list and a short interpretation of the pertinent abstracts.

It's worth a look over at PEMS.

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Friday, December 08, 2006

Prinzmetal's Angina

A 59 year old man presented with a 7 day history of intermittent substernal chest pain. The pain would occur at rest, occasionally awaken him from sleep, and typically last several minutes before spontaneously resolving without treatment. It was often associated with belching and mild shortness of breath. After his latest episode, he came to the ER for evaluation. On arrival, he was asymptomatic. An ECG was performed (click to enlarge).



After blood samples were taken, he suddenly complained of severe crushing substernal chest pain. Another ECG was obtained.




The second ECG revealed 2-3mm of inferior ST elevation with reciprocal depression in leads I and aVL. The patient was given an aspirin and one sublingual nitroglycerine, and preparations were made to start intravenous heparin. Before the heparin infusion could be started, the patient noted complete relief of his symptoms. A third ECG was obtained.


Note that the ST segments normalized only 9 minutes later.

Prinzmetal's angina, also known as variant angina, is a syndrome typically consisting of angina (cardiac chest pain) at rest that occurs in cycles. It is caused by vasospasm, a narrowing of the coronary arteries caused by contraction of the smooth muscle tissue in the vessel walls rather than directly by atherosclerosis (buildup of fatty plaque and hardening of the arteries). It was first described in 1959 by the American cardiologist Dr. Myron Prinzmetal (1908-1987).

Symptoms typically occur at rest, rather than on exertion (thus attacks usually occur at night). Two-thirds of patients have concurrent atherosclerosis of a major coronary artery, but this is often mild or not in proportion to the degree of symptoms.

It is associated with specific EKG changes (elevation rather than depression of the ST segment) and is treated with nitrates/calcium channel blockers.

This patient was admitted to the CCU on a heparin drip, where he ruled out for myocardial infarction. Cardiac catheterization revealed minor stenosis of the right coronary artery. He was discharged home on medical therapy with long-acting oral nitrates.

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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

My Second Lawsuit - the Resolution

The ending has been posted. Sorry for the delay.

My Second Lawsuit

How a Doctor Chooses a Doctor

I have to give thanks to Dr. Anonymous and KevinMD for reminding me that I need to choose a physician of my own. Now that I'm over 40, I realize that I have to start taking better care of myself. I've seen too many patients with my profile who suffered premature medical disasters that might have been avoided by regular preventive maintenance.

My warranty is running out already, so I need to head into the shop for a tune-up.

I've gained 25 pounds in the two years since I quit smoking, and my blood pressure is now persistently elevated. I am a sedentary internet addict with poor exercise tolerance. A heart attack waiting to happen. Who knows what my cholesterol is? My blood probably looks like a bacon double cheeseburger smoothie. As I learned from my recent dental fiasco, letting things go for too long can get painful and expensive in a hurry. Getting myself into shape is already going to be difficult, but if I don't start now it's only going to get harder. I'm not waiting for the New Year.

I was going to just prescribe myself a blood pressure pill, but I am afraid of running afoul of the Texas State Board of Medical Examiners, who have been on a vikingesque rampage lately. So I decided to be good and turn my care over to another physician.

That's not so simple for someone like me to do, though. I'm used to making medical decisions, not having them be made for me. Since I've been a doctor, I've been my own doctor. I'm afraid I'm going to be a terrible patient, like the cliche says. It's not going to be easy for me to be passive, but I know from experience that no doctor wants a patient who is overly presumptuous. I guess I will just have to relax, take a deep breath, and surrender control.

I think it's hard for doctors to choose a personal physician. To be honest, there are not many physicians who I would trust enough to follow their recommendations over my own judgement. My standards are high. I've seen too many docs who just get by, floating with the current of mediocrity. Not to mention the bottom-dwellers. Because I know all too well what it's like dealing with on-call physicians who are jerks, I immediately eliminate from consideration any physicians whose partners are incompetent, uncaring, or just plain mean. There are some docs that I would never allow to be involved in my care under any circumstances, and I refuse to be at their mercy after business hours. They are the ones who refuse to admit their partners' patients and incredibly seem to scorn even their own. Often they are as venomous as they are clinically incompetent; certainly a discrace to our profession. Unfortuately, this restriction of mine rules out some of the larger groups entirely thus eliminating some quality physicians from consideration. I think it's worth it.

So obviously I must have some previous experience with the physician I choose; some firsthand knowledge of their practice style. But I cannot be too sociable with them personally. There are a couple of docs I know who are absolutely outstanding physicians, but I am too friendly with them to feel comfortable giving them that power over me. And I wouldn't want to spoil our relationship. That would be awkward. Would you trade a friendship for a good doctor? Can you have both? It seems to me that if you choose as your physician someone who is already a good friend, you lose some friendship from the "friend" part of the relationship, and you also take away some of the respect from the physician-patient relationship. It seems like a lose-lose situation. Besides, the friendship may cloud the judgement of the physician and the medical care is likely to suffer. An impersonal relationship is better, I think.

I ultimately decided on a physician who I once supervised in our residency program. He is a bit older than me, having started his medical career later than most. I always found him to be easygoing and quietly confident. I know for a fact that he is an excellent clinician, because I helped train him. But we are really just casual acquaintances, which is perfect. I hope he's comfortable with the idea of taking me on as a patient.

I'm sure I could have called him and gotten an earlier appointment, but that is just the sort of pushiness I'm trying to avoid. I can wait. Now I've got a couple of weeks to start my diet and exercise program and hopefully avoid antihypertensive medication altogether. I'll keep you posted.

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Monday, December 04, 2006

My Second Lawsuit

My second lawsuit involved a patient I treated only a couple of weeks after the first, so of course both notices were served to me during the same month, nearly two years later. This made me wonder if I was going to keep getting sued over and over again, and if I was even going to even be able to continue to practice as a physician at all. This suit, however, I was expecting.

I felt particularly bad about this case, and I still do. I consider this disposition to be the worst mistake that I have ever made as a physician. Perhaps she would have died anyway...many of my patients have died even when I did everything "right." But I will always know that I didn't give her the best opportunity to survive because of my errors in judgement. I sent a woman home and she came back two hours later with CPR in progress. I got her heartbeat back, but it was too late.

I recall we were exceptionally busy that night, and she seemed at the time to be the most stable of all my patients. I was supervising an inexperienced Anesthesia intern who barely spoke English, and he was overwhelmed with his four rooms. Meanwhile, I also had an unstable patient with DKA, a hospital employee's family member with septic shock (who later died), an elderly patient with rapid atrial fibrillation, a patient with a cerebral hemorrhage, and a couple of backboarded patients in the shock/trauma rooms, along with a handful of other tenuous patients that were my responsibility as soon as I came on shift. It was a dangerous situation. I asked another faculty from the "minor side" of the ER to keep an eye on my intern while my second-year resident and I ran around putting out fires. Then I turned my attention to Mrs. Johnson.

Almost fifty years old, she presented with a ten year history of intermittent chest tightness, palpitations, and shortness of breath which had increased over the past couple of days. She carried a diagnosis of mitral valve prolapse which had been diagnosed by echocardiogram, and she had undergone two diagnostic heart catheterizations, both of which were entirely normal. The most recent cath was 6 months prior to our meeting. Review of her previous records confirmed all of this information, as well as a few similar presentations to the ED. "Just another anxious MVPer with chest pain," I must have thought. "Good thing she's already been worked up."

Her ECG revealed frequent and multifocal PVCs. Happily, but perhaps unfortunately, both her PVCs and her symptoms immediately resolved after a single dose of IV metoprolol. She was sweating a bit, but so was everyone else in the trauma rooms (we kept them at 80 degrees, by decree of the trauma surgeons). Her electrolytes were normal, but for some reason that I still can't justify to myself I didn't order cardiac enzymes. A certain Cardiologist I know would have been proud of me, I suppose.

I did discuss with her the possibility of admitting her for observation, but I didn't really push for it. She felt so much better that she wanted to go home. I didn't rush her out, and in fact I probably spent more time with her than I spent with some of my other patients who seemed to be much sicker. It's more difficult to discharge a "borderline sick" patient from the ER than it is to admit them, after all. I ultimately performed three serial ECGs, and I spent a lot of time (mis)calculating her risk. I cautioned her to return if her symptoms worsened, and I prescribed a beta blocker.

The rest of the story:

She reportedly developed chest pain on the way home but didn't return as advised. Her husband found her slumped over in the chair not long after they got home, and although her resuscitation was initially successful, she never left the hospital. I still had four hours left in my shift after she finally went up to the ICU, and I probably saw several more patients...but I don't remember any of them. I was stunned, my confidence shattered. When her husband, who was gathered in the hallway with some friends or family, pointed at me from across the ER and yelled out "That's the guy who sent her home!" I wanted to crawl into a hole. I met with him privately and apologized to him, but there really wasn't much that I could say. I'm so sorry. I made a mistake. She was feeling better, and I thought she was going to be OK.

Her autopsy ultimately revealed a nearly occluding lesion in the left main coronary artery, interestingly without evidence of myocardial infarction. The cardiac enzymes I neglected to obtain on her first visit were negative even after her resuscitation. But her prolonged down time and delayed return of circulation had left her with an anoxic brain injury, and so her life support was eventually withdrawn. Her husband filed suit against me, as I expected, but he later dropped it for some unexplained reason. That was definitely a huge surprise. I would have had a difficult time defending myself in this one, but once again, I never even had to give a deposition. Maybe my apology helped, I don't know.

This case, more than any other, taught me the difference between the EM physician's and the Internist's approach to emergency patients. I mistakenly evaluated this patient from the perspective of the Internist or Cardiologist rather than that of the emergency physician. In a nutshell, I think it comes down to where we draw the line of acceptable risk. Other specialists may be comfortable with a 1/1000 or even a 1/100 risk of a bad outcome. In the ER, we cannot afford to be. Until I learned this lesson, I really didn't understand the difference in approach. My overconfidence in her relatively recent and previously unrevealing cardiac workup and my resulting misinterpretation of the significance of her warning arrhythmia were fatal errors that I haven't repeated since (as far as I know).

I can only pray that she rests in peace.

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Saturday, December 02, 2006

My First Lawsuit

Since everyone else seems to be discussing their suits, I might as well join the fun. I was halfway through my first year as full-time faculty in the Emergency Center when the transfer came in. He was a young man of around 30 who had overdosed on tricyclic antipressants in a suicide attempt, apparently distraught over his recent legal troubles and his alienation from his mother, who had kicked him out of her house.

He had already been seen at another emergency department and been given activated charcoal at that facility; he was transferred to our tertiary care center because of his deteriorating condition (and lack of funds, surely). When he arrived, he was comatose and so I intubated him immediately. We drew some blood, got a chest X-ray and an ECG, started a bicarb drip, and sent him up to the ICU. Pretty straightforward, from my standpoint.

So when the "big envelope" was personally handed to me by the constable almost exactly two years later, I didn't even remember the guy at first. So off to medical records I went. The first thing I noticed was that he died two weeks after admission...of a bowel obstruction/perforation which had led to peritonitis and sepsis. He had reportedly developed a swollen thigh while in the ICU, and the team caring for him thought he might have a deep venous thrombosis. When the doppler was negative, the patient was started on antibiotics, but he continued to deteriorate and died a few days later. The surgical consultants failed to appreciate the obstruction and perforation.

His autopsy showed fecal material and charcoal in the tissues of the thigh, which had tracked downwards adjacent to the femoral vessels after the bowel perforated. Eventually, I was dropped from the suit along with several other of the defendants who were sprayed by the shotgun blast from an eager attorney. I never even had to give a deposition. I'm not sure if the surgeons or hospital were as fortunate.

The language in the lawsuit struck me as ironic, however. It was the patient's mother who had filed suit, and her attorney claimed that the patient "was a loving and dutiful child who provided (her) with joy, happiness, and anticipation of all the pleasures that a child can provide to parent, as well as the anticipation of care, counsel, advice, nurture, guidance, and affection."

Sheesh. He freaking killed himself because she kicked him out of her house after his latest arrest, and he was facing a long prison term. There was more crap in that statement than there ever was in his thigh. I wonder what attorneys malpractice attorneys smell like when they are autopsied. (changed in conciliation to the anonymous commenter)

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